Bizarre Percoset-flamed revelations of the day:
-Apparently I am not so good with gender identifiers and my meds- evidence? Saying “Thanks lady” to the gentleman offering to drop off dinner later this evening.
-Either I am in withdrawal and scratching like a crackhead, or I really need a shower because I am one itchy gal right about now. I’m betting on needing a shower… it has been two days.
-I am not entirely sure whether my end-of-class submission email for my writing portfolio was coherent. The project was done pre-drugs, but the email attached may not actually be intelligible when I sober up.
-Saltines are so delicious.
-My feet are cold, but I am too lazy to climb the stairs and get socks, so I am staying warm by lying partially under the cushions of my couch.
-Did I mention how good saltines are?