Today: By the Numbers

Number of job candidates interviewed: 13
Number of applicants who checked their cell phone during the interview: 1
Tacky promotional items snagged from other vendors: innumerable
Shots of espresso: 3 (+ 1 regular coffee)
Chocolate malts: 1
Sappy text messages received from home: 5
Bourbon and diet cokes: 3
Lemon drop shots: 1
Blueberry oatmeal stout beers: 1
Glasses of water consumed in hotel [...]